Somewhere between deity and man, between king and emperor, between sexy and sex-ay, there is Shaun.

* Current World’s Greatest Man.
* Longtime World’s Greatest Child.
* Future World’s Most Disinterrable Corpse.

Too long deprived the recognition afforded by rights to men of his otherworldly genius, he has seen fit to gift the world… a blog. Weekly shall his thoughts spill forth onto the interwebs, these very pixels then lighting like fairy-dust the barren, stupid screen at which you point your moronic gaze.

This website is your connection to the greatest mind of your, or any, generation.

Study his words well, readers. Each thought of his is of greater importance than the sum total of every word you have ever said. Typos included, if he ever made them.